January 2010
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December 2009
106 posts
“lets do shots of chloroform!”
Dec 31st
new york
me: i think theres something in the water
you: yeah, roofies.
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“take off your shirt im allergic to it”
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i LOVE DEBBIE HARRY
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“its like a possum steak in arkansas”
– uncle dan
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“hey boy my names Cashmere. you wanna sample?”
– lady of the night
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tonight:
good ol’ pasadena shit talking. its like jersey shore + gossip girl + my big fat redneck wedding
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Dec 22nd
WatchWatch
ohlala: Seriously? Screw you Jersey Shore, the world did not need to be exposed to this shit. em, im pretty sure she was kidding when she made this. true guidettes dont know what “transfixed” means
Dec 22nd
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him: sorry we havent been hanging out a lot lately, i got you all these presents so we can have the best christmas ever! me: oh…. i just miss you and you’re leaving soon. plus the thing i really wanted to get you is lost in the mail somewhere. i feel bad now. him: well maybe i shouldnt give you all this stuff… maybe like half. thanks. i hate presents. i love presence. dont...
Dec 21st
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“where you goin boy? you better pay me first!”
– slaveya
Dec 20th
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Listenbrittanyorange: indierawk: Alvin and the...
Dec 20th
snowed in. playing drinking games with my friends against my grandmother
Dec 20th
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“everyone’s going to get stir crazy in this storm. there will be a lot of...”
– grandma hypothesizing a population explosion in those regions affected by Snowpocalypse
Dec 19th
snowpocalypse
towson mall kicking us out at 1… on the saturday before xmas!! what is the world coming to?
Dec 19th
i hate how some people think its okay to go 35 mph on the highway, especially when they drive next to each other
Dec 19th
“I am monarch of all I survey, My right there is none to dispute; From the...”
– Alexander Selkirk, the guy who inspired Robinson Crusoe
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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ive taken at least 4 exams with different Big Boyz...
theyre taking over the city
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does anyone know of a place in the Baltimore/DC area that fixes broken cameras?
Dec 16th
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DNN's Best of 2009 Reader Poll | Derby News... →
derbygirl: damn theres a lot of Charm City on here! Vote Joy Collision for MVP, your choice of Just Carol or Bambi’s Revenge for Rookie of the Year, Philly vs Charm City for best rivalry, DU BURNS for the best arena, Dirty Marty for best Announcer, and of course Craig Lammes for best derby photography
Dec 15th
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