December 2008
48 posts
ayoitschristian: Its so nice out today
ayoitschristian: Could use a little more sun
whatlexisays: go lay on the roof
whatlexisaysi: get a winter tan
ayoitschristian: Haa I am at work
whatlexisays: well lay under the food heaters
ayoitschristian: I would get like 6 different kinds of cancer
whatlexisays: im soooo glad the semester is over
ChadDropsTrowDoU: yeah
ChadDropsTrowDoU: i got a d + in logic
9 year old boys....
pelham: do you know what disease britney spears has?
me: uhmm.... no.
pelham: Polaroid.
me: what?
pelham: when you go from just a normal person to crazy and mean. i heard it on NPR!
me: bipolar, sweetie
Dizzee Rascal ft. Lily Allen. The UK grime master...
i seriously just got in a huge fight with my exbf about my roller derby name
i thought Nurse Wretched made it up, but he was like OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS I MADE THAT UP!!! and i said oh, i thought she did but whatever. i really dont feel like fighting with ANYONE about ANYTHING anymore. especially that dumb shit. and he took me not wanting to talk about it.. as he put it.. “making the...
KFC workers turn sink into hot tub, put photos up... →
ericlodwick:
radarchive:
livesophia:
Four months after a Burger King employee lost his job for taking a bubble bath in a restaurant sink, three scantily clad teens were fired when they turned a basin at their northern California KFC into their personal hot tub.
They landed in hot water with the chicken chain’s management when one of the bikini-clad dimwits made the same mistake as the Ohio...
Scientists Extract Images Directly From Brain →
1) TIN FOIL
2) 1984
3) FINALLY! i can document the greatest dreams ever dreamt.
whatlexisays: my pits are sweaty
elad610: let me dry them with my dreads
Victoria approached me with a fire in her eyes And...
“Write down a word, say it, and paint a picture of what “it is,” in your head....”
– I see you’ve finally started following my tumblr. I wasnt expecting to see my name come up so many times in your posts though. And i guess im pretty 1337.
thISISmeimhome: I always walk around the house with nothing but a blanket cause you taught me that it was okay and its comfy
Behind every beautiful girl there’s a dumb ass guy...
i cant believe i hate you almost as much as i loved you. the thought sickens me. why did i share my personal bliss with someone who eventually forgot our magic… and relentlessly destroys me every time the memories cross my mind? you are you and i am me. no one is the person they were the day before. i realize this, yet it does not stop me from falling in love still. it is winter, after all.
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Fionn Regan: The Underwood Typewriter
it reminds...
A normal subway ride.
deleteyourself:
May I suggest SubwayCrush.com?
katieschenk:
I got on the 1 train at 42nd street and fell in love with the guy four feet away from me. By the time we reached 72nd I had him profiled and his life story laid out. At 96th street I was imagining him getting out with me, picking up a Christmas tree on the way home and spending the evening decorating and giggling while listening to...
Harm City Homicide thwarts robber at Dougherty's... →
monday night drinking with your derby pals may lead to saving a pub and a super hangover.
Mumbai attackers used steroids, cocaine, and LSD... →
deleteyourself:
This story keeps getting more and more fucked up. BTW, the last thing you need when you have a gun in your hands is LSD.
'But I was selling weed for my church' defense... →
annatruus:
surrealicious:
Defendant charged with possession and sale of weed unsuccesfully argued he was legally protected by his religious freedom to sell in relation to his ‘Temple 420 marijuana church.’